read-necks

For the first time in their lives, a read-neck boy and his father were in  a  big-city mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my  life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued  to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to  light in the reverse order Finally the walls opened up again and a  large-breasted gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, 'Go get your mother.'